do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

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8,989 plays

"you try to find that special person
someone you can be with
someone you can touch
someone you can talk to
someone you don’t feel so strange around
and you find that they don’t really exist"

Henry Rollins (via rarararambles)



So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

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